There are no good break ups. Someone always ends up hurt over it, everyones not "fine" with it. Following a break up, comes the moving on period.
Everyone has their own way of dealing with a break up and learning to move past it. Typically though, guys deal one way, girls another. As a girl, I have noticed that many girls seem to have the same thought process after a break up. So before another guy calls you a crazy psycho stalking raging bitch whore, remember, you might be one of those. Then again you could just be moving on like the rest us. Here you go, 26 typical thoughts that go through a girls mind after a break up. 1. I'll bombard him with texts and calls, he'll answer soon. 2. He will answer after the 20th call and 37th text, right? 3. I know, I'll text his friends! 4. They like me, one of them will help. They will. 5. Hmm maybe I should stop? 6. Ok, don't wanna seem like a stalker bitch. I'll give him some time. Douchebag. 7. Shit, it's over. 8. Oh my God, I'm gonna cry. I promised I wouldn't waste my tears on him. 9. Ahhhh. I hate him so much. 10. It really is over. What now? I have to tell somebody. I'll text all my friends and see what I should do. 11. Hmm there's more fish in the sea, you'll get over him eventually. Thanks bitches. 12. F*ck it. I'm going to eat this whole pizza, this tub of ice cream, these pickles sound good too, hell I don't care anymore. I'm eating it all! 13. Oh there's wine and liquor. Yeah that too. 14. I'll just watch a movie to get mind off of it. 15. My life is so like the Notebook. We'll be back together in no time. Movies are totally real life. 16. This will all be ok. We could get back together. 17. Then again, there are some sexy guys I could totally hook up with. 18. Alright, time to check out Facebook and Twitter. 19. I know. I'll post a status so everyone knows I'm upset and single. 20. Wait. Who's this bitch talking to my man? Who does she think she is? I better tell him I see what he's doing. 21. Huh, he doesn't care. Cooooool. 22. Whatever, I'll post a sexy selfie, then he'll be jealous. 23. Maybe this isn't as sexy as I thought, damn. 24. He didn't even like it, he's definitely seen it by now! 25. That bastard. I am done! 26. Oh look he texted me, guess he couldn't resist.
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Kristin
1/22/2015 12:41:18 pm
hahaha pretty much.
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