Let's just say, basic bitches love fall, me included. I've always loved the summer sun, but I also couldn't wait for fall to come around and would prefer it to stay.
I get on anything social media and its constant girls exclaiming "fall fall fall" and I don't discriminate, that's also me. While everyone else watches from afar and frowns upon our excited little souls.
Some people ask, why fall? What's so special about those months where the weather can be unpredictable and winter is coming soon?
In case you still aren't sure, I'll fill you in.
What basic girl doesn't wanna take an Instagram of the beautiful changing leaves? They're pretty sweet. Prepare yourselves, the pictures are coming. #nofilter
It's not too hot.
Well, eventually. Summer can bring some unbearable weather to want to be outside in. For most of fall, the weather is comfortable or you can just throw on a cute jacket. Which brings me too..
Fall fashion may be my favorite. Sooo many possibilities. You have the scarves, beanies, flannels and boots! Legging weather is back so every girl is beyond happy. I'm more than ready to wear leggings whenever possible.
I'm not huge on the pumpkin fad, but bitches love them some pumpkin spice lattes. There's also pumpkin ice cream, pumpkin pie, pumpkin this and that. Drink it up while you can.
I do love apples though. When the apple cider is here, I'm a happy girl. Bring on the apple cider festival.
Festivals of the fall.
I don't often buy much but going to them are a win for me. Gotta hit up at least one a year, or maybe them all? Apples, potatoes, crafts and pumpkins. What is it about these things that are so fun?
It's the spookiest time of year and who doesn't wanna be scared? Haunted houses, excuses to indulge in chocolate, dressing up, decorating, corn mazes, and carving pumpkins; if you're not amused, leave.
Hot cocoa, tea, and coffee.
Warming up with a cup of these, maybe by a fire?; soooooo relaxing. Make a mug and cuddle up.
It's not hot. Cuddle your hearts out.
As a fan, go football! It's at least an exciting sport if you're not into it. Try and enjoy it. For the fans, lets go football season!
I think I've hit the majors of why fall is bomb. Let's celebrate bitches, it's almost here!
We can try all we want, try and avoid it, but it's somehow unavoidable. Without even knowing it, girls, we pick men similar to our father.
Being a daddy's girl, that should be perfect right? I'm his little girl, so my ideal man will think the same. He'll protect me, attack anyone who messes with me, and give me money whenever I give him that look.
As there are good qualities my dad has that I always hoped my man would, there are always a few habits or qualities I could live without.
No one is perfect, but you've lived with these habits from your father all your life. Now you have to marry the same guy?
Whether we like it or not, these are the similarities between the two men we love most.
Their sense of humor.
My daddy has always been funny, in this strange funny type of way. I find my sense of humor similar to his, but find my man's to be practically the same. At least I can always have a laugh right?
Their protective instinct.
My men are so protective of me. Neither of them can stand to see me cry and I love it. They will do anything they can to put me first and fight for me.
My dad was always my biggest fan and knew when I needed him to be there for me. My man knows when I need him, and does everything he can to be there.
Their impulse to make you happy.
Both of them hate to see me unhappy. My dad will do the silliest things, like show off stupid dance moves, sing to me, or even send a cute text because he knows I want that. My man is the same way. He will do whatever it takes to make me happy if I'm not, or even when I am.
I found that my dad and my man have some similar interests. They both love working outside and playing with guns. It's crazy how similar our men can be.
In ways, I can see where my men are alike in this category. They make such similar mistakes as the other it's unbelievable. Even so, I love them both regardless.
So don't freak if you're dating a guy that is like your father. If you grew up loving your daddy like I have, you'll know you made the right decision.
Everyone's always complaining how much small tits suck. Then you got people over there saying they hate their huge tits. Well hey! Having decent sized, C-D cups, isn't just a walk in the park!
You would think, that's pretty average, it must be a breeze with those boobs. Well, no, it's not always.
Like small and big, we too have our problems that we deal with on the daily. There are many times were id rather be flat chested, some days I wish for a bigger pair.
No matter what our size, we always want something different. Just so you understand, these are the shitty parts of having average size boobs.
1. They're considered too small to fall out.
Girls with big tits have an excuse when they have a tit slip. Whoops it fell out of my swim suit, that's ok, we understand. If average boobs are falling out, that girls a slutttt. No. Clothes suck for everyone.
2. Tight shirts can fit weirdly.
Flat chests got it easy on that one. Tighter shirts can sometimes fit weird in different places, like the chest. You never know what size to get in those.
3. Anything fits weirdly.
Like what size even am I? A small? A large? They never configure tit sizes into shirts.
4. They're like big boobs, they get in the way.
They may not be as big, but laying on them can suck. Sometimes you look down and your feet are barely there, just when you stand a certain way.
5. Bra less, not always an option.
I'd love to not wear a bra whenever I don't want to, but sometimes I have to. Like any sort of expertise requires a bra. Most shirts do, why are small boobs sounding splendid?
6. Boob sweat is right there.
You can't hide that sweat mark under your hot and bothered breasts. They're big enough to perspire but small enough to not cover it up!
Well either way, boobs can be a pain.
Chelsea Blake: My views on life and writing whatever my heart desires.